Surfin For Biatches

Sometimes while we'z all chillin in the pimp playground down here in South America, we like to surf a bit on the web and rate em biatches that pose at their own will on the web... Some hoes are mad hot while others still gotta go through more surgeries... Below are the fine arss biatches and them ugly ducklings too... We gotz these pic's thank to Dr.P's mack surfin skills and of course myself... Title:"Mad Arsss"... 2 THUMBS DOWN Mr.White Chocolate's Opinion: perfect view of entrance... but no cushin for a safe landin... Dr.P's comments: Thaat beatch's ass looks flat to me! No good for pumpin' Title: "Broadway" - 2 THUMBS UP Mr.White Chocolate comment: Line em up! These girls got that home feelin, girl next door kinda arss... Dr.P's comments: What a nice selection! I wished the pic was in better quality to check those hoe's nice butts. Title: "What a nice smile..." - 2 THUMBS UP Mr.White Chocolate's comments: Yall pimps know u aint lookin at that innocent smile... Das right all yall know she got the package goin on, this latina is a hot motha fo! And her necklace gives u the key to...to what eva u fools want! Dr.P's comments: She looks like a hot mamma, It's time to play Poke-ur-mom! Title: "Dorthy grows up" Mr.White Chocolate's Comments: Damn! I wanna play indians and cowboys wit dis hoe! She gotz a find line and package, perfect for a pimp biatch Dr.P's Comments: yeehaw! It's time to play some rodeo in the barn. Take off your clothes bitch! Title: "Hang Over" - 2 THUMBS UP Mr.White Chocolate Comments: Das right, this girl had some serious "hang over" look like she need herself to tuck those babies back into bed...or take em all out of the sack... why cover em biggy's, I say they need some fresh air...let em out! Dr.P's comments: Crackhead Monica's Nipples are slippin' out of her dress...hmm i like em that way. fo' shizzle! Title: "Car Wash" - 2 THUMBS UP Mr.White Chocolate Comments: Fools! This biatch is waitin for me to spash some water on her and slap her silly. Das right, this pic make u wanna take her on a looooong ride... Dr.P's Comments: She is one of my fine hot ass bitches, for exlusive playahs only. That's my car there on the back, made for sweeeeet lovin'. Title: "I've Fallen and I can't get up!" 2 Thumbs Up Mr.White Chocolate's Comments: This sext hoe is lookin at me like she need help. I gotta take out my tools and work on this this girl all night long. Dr.P's comments: Yeah... I gotta bust this nice lady. She could be my private beatch on a beach!! Title: "What the F...!" Mr.White Chocolate's Comments: Even if she waz the last hoe on the world I wouldnt spank this monkey's hairy arss... This biatch has no luck in the pimpin world so she best retire cuase with those shoudler she could be a quarter back on a high school football team! Thats nassstty! Dr.P's Comments: HOLY SHIT!!! It's amazing how can anyone mix in photoshop a woman a man and an ape!!....It's not photoshop? bad luck Crack hoe!!

Aight Yall thas enough! So that was a typical surfin day in the pimp life Hope yall enjoyed... don't hurt urselves! Pimps up! And these fine arss hoes go down where they belong!