This is trippin!
THE PIMP PLAYGROUND HAS MOVED!
Aight yall I was surfin a bit on the N.E.T and i found myself some funny shit. It talks about the magic stick as if it where complainin... aight fools read!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for
the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often
seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative- -sometimes you need to be
pressured and stimulated to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the work place
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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