Pimpin Safety

Aigh dis one goes out to all u amature pimps! The time has come... Nah, this aint gonna be some high school sex education class... Yall pimps have moved up to the real thing... I teach ya the basics and u put em in practice... Thas ur homework... get ur bitch and take her to the pimp crib for ur pleasure, and hers of course if u do it right... Aight first of all u gota get protected. Though the real thing, with no protection is the best thing eva, yall pimps dont wanna get some nasty shiat from a hoe u dont know... So hook ur self up wit some condoms... perferbly Durex, Gents or be the mack daddy and go for some flavors or new sensations... she'll luv it, but most important u'll luv it. Aight I dont wanna lose time wit my hoes in explainin the do's and dont's of condoms so yall novices can give props to Trojan® Brand Condom for the explanation...

Before Sex: Use a new condom for every sexual act. If the penis has a foreskin, pull it back before putting on the condom. Put the condom on before foreplay and before the penis gets near any body opening (to help avoid exposure to any body fluid that can carry infection.) Always handle condoms gently. Put the condom on as soon as the penis is hard/erect. Be sure the rolled-up ring is on the outside. And leave space at the tip to hold semen when you “cum”. Squeeze the tip gently so no air is trapped inside. Hold the tip while you unroll the condom...all the way down to the hair. If the condom doesn’t unroll, it’s on wrong. Throw it away and start over with a new one. Tips For Success: “Pre-cum” (fluids released from the penis during the early stages of erection) can cause pregnancy or pass on an STD. Put on the condom as soon as the penis is erect! Be careful opening the condom wrapper. Don’t use your teeth, fingernails, scissors, or other sharp objects. Be careful with jewelry, zippers, belt buckles, etc... that might tear the condom. Never let a latex condom touch oils in any form–no petroleum jelly, no baby oil, no mineral oil, no vegetable oil, not even talcum/baby powder. Oil causes condoms to deteriorate. If you want additional lubrication, use a condom-safe, water-based or silicone lubricant on the outside of the condom. Keep condoms in their packs in a cool, dry place (not in a wallet!). Avoid exposing condoms to direct sunlight or storage for prolonged periods at temperatures above 100° F. Also, always check the dating on the packaging to make sure the condom is still in date. If a condom feels sticky or stiff or looks damaged in any way, throw it away. Use the spare that you are carrying. For first time users, practice with condoms before having sex with your partner. It may seem a bit awkward, but you’ll be better prepared when it comes time for the real thing. After Sex: After ejaculation, while the penis is still erect, hold the condom firmly at the base of the penis to keep it from slipping off while withdrawing from your partner. Wrap the condom in a tissue and throw it in the trash. Don’t flush them down the toilet. Afterwards, wash your hands with soap and water or a waterless hand washing product. Never re-use a condom – use a new condom for every new sexual act. Free Sample Condoms are a smart choice. Click here to request a free sample of a Trojan® Brand Condom—America's #1 Condom. Yall got that! And u broke fools can get a free sample of these condoms by clicking on the free sample link...aight! So grab ur hoe and go! And for all u that dont got a hoe... I'll be generous and hook u up wit some pics of my exclusive biatches...put your hands up and show some luv! This hoe reminds me I gotta hook yall up wit some car wash biatches... Pimps Up! Hoes down!